... step into my garden

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Fat Panda learns Kung Fu in less than 1 Day ...


Now here's a tip for fat people who wanna learn how to somersault back flip triple roundhouse jump kick: Imagine you'll be awarded the prize of eating 3 dozen triplehamcheeseeggburgers if you succeed. If that doesn't do the trick just buy the triplehamcheeseeggburgers and while looking at them from a distance try again ... and again ... and ... ah, whatever just eat the damn burgers and get it over with. Just because the panda did it sure as heck doesn't mean you will ...

Gee ... way to go fat panda ... now that's a self esteem booster for the fatties...

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